July262014

bloody-dragon:

IF YOU’RE BROKE AS ME BUT STILL WANT TO GROSS PEOPLE OUT ON HALLOWEEN, HERE YA GO.


YOU NEED:

-WATER
-FLOUR
-TOILET PAPER
-SOME DARK EYESHADOW(black, greens and browns)
-SOME RED MAKEUP(lipstick, eyeshadow or whatever)
-FAKE BLOOD
-2 HARD BIG BRUSH, 1 SMALL BRUSH, A MEDIUM SPONDGE(can be found at any hobby store. Take the cheapest you can find).

optional: powder brush and blue food dye.

Be super creative and make really gross wounds. To make it look deeper, just build up layers.
Rice and spaggeti can be used as worms and maggots.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

Blitz means camera flash.

(Source: skogsdrage, via really-pathetic-human-being)

9AM

You’re so ambitious, aren’t you? You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition’s given you some length of bone, but you’re not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you’ve tried
so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you… all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars… while you could only dream of getting out… getting anywhere… getting all the way to the FBI.

Jodie Foster claims that during the first meeting between Lecter and Starling, Anthony Hopkins’s mocking of her southern accent was improvised on the spot. Foster’s horrified reaction was genuine; she felt personally attacked. She later thanked Hopkins for generating such an honest reaction.

(Source: teaandbbc, via daddyfuckedme)

9AM

phon3y:

I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.

(Source: unlucky-artist, via mcavoys)

9AM

lucifer-your-lord-and-saviour:

ackleholic-padaaddict:

hopped-up-on-misha:

livyisfromthemoon:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

4x01 vs 5x16

#john winchester can go fuck himself on a stalagmite (x)

fucking John

Reason #483 to not like John Winchester

Dean’s face in the last gif is the face of an abused child, so don’t you fucking dare defend John Winchester to me.

He was more traumatized by what his father did than by what happened to him in hell of all places and if that’s not fucked up I don’t know what is

(via really-pathetic-human-being)

9AM

gallifreysonlyconsultinghunter:

gytrash:

Everyone is a hero

I LOVE HOW EVERYONE ELSE HAS ONE MOMENT WHERE THEY ARE AT THEIR WEAKEST AND THEN RORY JUST HAS A WHOLE LITTLE MONTAGE

(Source: savedher, via really-pathetic-human-being)

9AM

black-nata:

and now, the cell block tango by aggressive burlesque dancer caius martius feat. the volsci 

(Source: marvelousmindloki, via sherlockspeare)

9AM

death-by-pikachu:

nikaalexandra:

pro tip: in a zombie apocalypse, your first stop shouldn’t be a guns shop, it should be a hardware store. not only are they stocked with enough caustic materials and sharp weaponry to make your head spin, they usually also have camping and survival gear as well as food. and most are windowless and easy to defend. just saying.

pro tip 2: Buy the shark mail that divers use. If a shark can’t bite through it, neither can a zombie

(via really-pathetic-human-being)

9AM
“Fan fiction is a way of the culture repairing the damage done in a system where contemporary myths are owned by corporations instead of by the folk.” Henry Jenkins (Director of media studies at MIT)

(Source: quotesofquotes, via really-pathetic-human-being)

9AM

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

(via really-pathetic-human-being)

9AM
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